10 6 / 2014

notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

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10 6 / 2014

cokeflow:

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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10 6 / 2014

punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

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10 6 / 2014

artslay:

keeping her gays in check

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10 6 / 2014

I will always look at you like this.

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10 6 / 2014

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10 6 / 2014

i-effed-it-all-up:

people on this website need to learn how to correct uneducated people without being complete and total asswipes

like goddamn, some people need to be taught, not torn down

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10 6 / 2014

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

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10 6 / 2014

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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10 6 / 2014

govinduhh:

this is an actual scene from the movie 

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